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Personalized funny lost golf balls featuring your name and the saying "where are you".
This funny and festive design is perfect for the holiday season. It features the phrase, "Check out my Balls, " with a strand of Christmas lights with four ornaments hanging from it. The ornaments include a snowflake, Santa Claus, Tree, and decorative ornament with a color scheme of blue, white, red, black, and green. It's hilarious, cute, and modern; the perfect gift for any friend, family, or for yourself! ***IMPORTANT DESIGN NOTE: For any custom design request such as matching products, color changes, placement changes, or any other change request, please message the designer. You can even submit a request for a completely custom and new design.
"Pot head" in coffee pot funny coffee mug; choose any style mug or change handle/interior color
Funny Dad quote saying I Keep All My Dad Jokes in a Dad A Base, vintage style.
Peace, Love, and the Oxford Comma. A hilarious punctuation mug with proper use of the Oxford comma. This funny grammar joke will be a hit with an English literature teacher or writer.
Funny pun t-shirt for musicians and music teachers : Nobody knows the trebles I've seen | The design shows a treble clef with music notes and is made in all light blue
Peace, Love, and the Oxford Comma. A hilarious punctuation t-shirt with proper use of the Oxford comma. This funny grammar joke will be a hit with an English literature teacher or writer.
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This design features the most adorable chickens, feathers, and eggs surrounding the text, "Just Chicken (checking) in". Let this cute card make your friends giggle with a funny hen pun - perfect for chicken lovers! Show someone special you're thinking of them with this original art card. Customize by adding your signature to the back side for personalized stationery.
1. Lawsuits 2. They have many fans. 3. To get his quarter back 4. A porkchop 5. So-fish-ticated 6. The snow bank 7. Nobody Knows 8. Nunchucks 9. Twister 10. Nacho cheese 11. A stick 12. Spoiled milk 13. They live in schools 14. Nice pipes
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1. Lawsuits 2. They have many fans. 3. To get his quarter back 4. A porkchop 5. So-fish-ticated 6. The snow bank 7. Nobody Knows 8. Nunchucks 9. Twister 10. Nacho cheese 11. A stick 12. Spoiled milk 13. They live in schools 14. Nice pipes ------ The Twinkle Little Star Collection features watercolor clouds and glittery moon and stars lending the collection a dreamy and whimsical feel. While the inclusion of both neutral tones and blue options make it adaptable for any gender. The bohemian elements adds a trendy and modern touch, making this collection a great choice for a mom-to-be who wants a baby shower that feels both cute and stylish.
Vintage Dad Jokes: I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-a-base
1. Lawsuits 2. They have many fans. 3. To get his quarter back 4. A porkchop 5. So-fish-ticated 6. The snow bank 7. Nobody Knows 8. Nunchucks 9. Twister 10. Nacho cheese 11. A stick 12. Spoiled milk 13. They live in schools 14. Nice pipes Everleigh Collection - a stunning and minimalist collection that features a modern calligraphy font that is both chic and stylish. This collection offers a timeless and elegant design that is perfect for any event, from weddings to baby showers and everything in between. Embrace the elegance and sophistication of the Everleigh Collection and make your event one to remember.
A funny office mug for those days you can relate to "I'm Not Feeling Very Worky Today"! Great for a bit of office humor or as a novelty gift to a co-worker.
Add some humor to boring paperwork. Text on this self inking rubber stamp can be customized. Your choice of ink color. Simple modern minimalist design with sarcastic quote gets right to the point. Makes a funny gag gift for office coworker, employee, boss, secretary, administrative assistant, office manager, teacher etc. Want to do some work? hahaha NO. Actually, OH HELL NO. Funny nope not today meme provides some inspirational / motivational sarcasm to help the day go by faster.
Eyeball stickers with a blue iris. Use as Halloween favors and decor, envelope seals or games where you need to pin the eye on the monster, skull etc.
Create your own STRAIGHT OUTTA Template Men's Hoodies yourself for you or gift someone else.
1. Lawsuits 2. They have many fans. 3. To get his quarter back 4. A porkchop 5. So-fish-ticated 6. The snow bank 7. Nobody Knows 8. Nunchucks 9. Twister 10. Nacho cheese 11. A stick 12. Spoiled milk 13. They live in schools 14. Nice pipes
1. Lawsuits 2. They have many fans. 3. To get his quarter back 4. A porkchop 5. So-fish-ticated 6. The snow bank 7. Nobody Knows 8. Nunchucks 9. Twister 10. Nacho cheese 11. A stick 12. Spoiled milk 13. They live in schools 14. Nice pipes
Caught red handed! The prime suspects are two, three, five, and seven. Who's guilty of a horrible, horrible math pun? Great nerdy joke for mathematicians or geeks of any stripe.
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Fibonacci, it's as easy as one, one, two, three! Try it today! You'll love the sequence of it! Great for math geeks and nerds, and fans of the Fibonaci spiral!
Want a snarky and funny card to send a laugh on his birthday? Personalize this card for your guy who is getting older :)
1. Lawsuits 2. They have many fans. 3. To get his quarter back 4. A porkchop 5. So-fish-ticated 6. The snow bank 7. Nobody Knows 8. Nunchucks 9. Twister 10. Nacho cheese 11. A stick 12. Spoiled milk 13. They live in schools 14. Nice pipes
Green ping pong ball featuring a lucky, white four-leaf clover. On the back is another clover leaf and customizable text "Name's lucky ball".
keep calm and let add your own name handle it cool Hoodie just for you.
Tell everyone who Santa's favorite family is. Shirt features a Santa Claus Hat, mustache, beard and text that reads "Santa's Favorite" Family - or you can fill in the blank . . . . Nurse, Uncle, Dad, Aunt, Mom, Engineer, Dog Lover, etc. Customize the text with any "favorite". Add your family name to personalize. Makes a fun secret santa gift, matching family photo shirt, white elephant gift and more.
Are you an introvert like me? This funny mug, It's Way Too Peopley Outside, is perfect for your introverted friend and a great choice for home or at the workplace. You'll be sure to never geting your mug mixed up! While it was designed as the perfect cup for your morning coffee, it is also suitable for hot chocolate and tea. Buy it for yourself or gift it. I really prefer to be alone most times, only child syndrome, so this design was made with that in mind. I hope you enjoy it!
For all professional ice cream tasters! Awesome gag gift for ice cream lovers.
Emotionally Attached to Fictional Characters!
A funny saying for retired married couples - I Thought I Was Retired But Apparently Now I Work for My Wife. Great gag gift for Father's Day.
Simple retro vintage text design of an endearing nickname for the world's best grumpy grandfathers - grumpa. Customize the text to include your favorite nickname.
At my age, getting lucky is finding the car in the parking lot humor quotes. Check out Wise Crack store for more joke quotes on all kinds of products. Old age humor over the hill novelty joke gifts.
Fun coffee mug for the coolest dad! With red, blue, and black colored retro style speech cloud balloon with a large 'Cool!' wordart quote text. Whimsical hipster design for those who love the trendy retro style as much as modern newer things.
Real Men Bake Personalized Baking Apron For Men. Funny chef apron with a funny cooking humor quote. Personalize this custom cook humor design with your own name or text.
Fun santa photo socks, will make a humorous christmas gift for dad, uncle, grandpa, brother or anyone else! Featuring a photo with a cartoon santa hat. The background colors can be changed by clicking on the customize further link after personalizing.
Surprise your favorite Dog Mom this Mothers ay, or for her birthday or any occasion with this super cute and funny dog mom mug . "Mom ... I'm so sorry for all the times I kissed you ... after licking my butt" Makes a perfect gift from the dog ! Personalize with dogs photo and name. Must have for all dog lovers and dog moms! COPYRIGHT © 2020 Judy Burrows, Black Dog Art - All Rights Reserved. Personalized Pet Photo Funny Dog Mom Coffee Mug
Send the weirdest card for a friend's birthday featuring "birthday" written out in chest hair. Dirty and silly. Good for body builders, fitness fans or just those with a weird sense of humor.
Spread holiday cheer with funny Christmas cards featuring a bunch of hilarious caroling bananas! These singing fruits are decked out in festive scarves and Santa hats, belting out tunes to jolly up your season. These unique merry Christmas cards featuring original art by Raphaela Wilson, depicts a bunch of ripe, old brown bananas singing in the snow - one of which is either naughty or nice by removing his peel. The witty inside quote by one of the squirrels watching the talented bunch is: "That's one way to hit the high notes, " but this saying can be changed to any custom text of your choice to make it more personalized. The inside template holiday greeting: "May your New Year be ripe with joy" can also be customized by you. Perfect for adding a splash of humor to your holiday greetings, this amusing card is sure to bring smiles to friends and family alike - not to mention can make great gift ideas for music teachers or choir coaches. Whether you're sending warm wishes or a good laugh, let our silly caroling bananas be a highlight of your Christmas fun! Happy holidays, and merry Christmas! Category: funniest witty holiday cards with bananas; cute humorous xmas cards; and hilarious Christmas card gift ideas. Color theme: yellow, brown, white, light blue, red and green.
This funny and simple Mother's Day card is perfect for any mom. It features fun typography with different words for yelling "Mom." The color scheme includes various shades of pink. On the inside features a photo of mom and her kid/s and customizable message. ***IMPORTANT DESIGN NOTE: For any custom design request, such as matching product requests, color changes, placement changes, or any other change request, message the designer. You can even send her a request for a completely custom and new design.
A special blanket for those lounging on the couch and binge-watching tv nights. Funny gag gift for friends and family. Personalize it with the name of your choice.
Check out this cute great horned owl correcting your grammar. And be sure to check my shop for more products and designs. You can always add your own text. Let me know if you'd like something custom made. If you buy it, thank you! Be sure to share a pic on Instagram of it in action and tag me @shoshannahscribbles :)
Have baby shower guests participate in an a funny 'dad jokes' activity with this minimalist and elegant game card, featuring a modern script with heart flourish.
Enjoy this whimsical chicken on this funny card. You can always change or add your own text. Let me know if you'd like something custom made. If you buy it, thank you! Be sure to share a pic on Instagram of it in action and tag me @shoshannahscribbles :)
Simple and sarcastic card sending a congrats to your friend or family member on the wedding.
Make your mama smile this year with this funny and adorable hand drawn hen and chicks Mother's Day card! Original artwork by Tiffany Duffy of a sweet mommy chicken with her little chicks all around her surrounded by love. Card includes customizable text that ready, "I'm so clucky you're my mom". Celebrate and enjoy (or hen-joy) the day and make it special with a one of a kind card!
All I Want for Christmas is a New President. Political humor gift for the holidays in red and green script for the election.
Awesome notebook with the quote - Clever Comebacks I Thought Of Too Late - in cute coral and pink typewriter font. Personalize it with your name. Great gag gift for friends and family.
Surprise Dad this Father's Day with this super cute dog dad mug . Dad ... I'm so sorry for all the times I kissed you ... after licking my butt . Personalize with the Cat Dad's favorite Pet Photo, and name . COPYRIGHT © 2020 Judy Burrows, Black Dog Art - All Rights Reserved Father's Day - Funny Cat Dad Custom Pet Photo Coffee Mug
All I Want for Christmas is a New President. Political humor gift for the holidays in red and green script for the election.
Adulting is hard - UNSUBSCRIBE. A fun quote t-shirt for those who have had enough of their adult responsibilities for the day. The text is fully customizable, and can be personalized with your own message. An ideal gift for tech geeks.
Funny Dog Dad card will make for many laughs this Christmas ! "Dad ... I’m so sorry for all the times I kissed you . . . after licking my butt ! " ... Merry Christmas". Personalize the inside or delete for a handwritten special message. Personalize with name from the Dog. COPYRIGHT © 2020 Judy Burrows, Black Dog Art - All Rights Reserved
All I Want for Christmas is a New President. Political humor gift for the holidays in red and green script for the election.
Any Sasquatch believer will love this Bigfoot Design. Ideal Gift for a Mythical Creature Yeti Fan. Funny Squatch Mountain Ape Big Foot Legend Graphic. Bigfoot walking Forest Joke Sasquatch Fun
This funny and festive design is perfect for the holiday season. It features the phrase, "Check out my Balls, " with a strand of Christmas lights with four ornaments hanging from it. The ornaments include a snowflake, Santa Claus, Tree, and decorative ornament with a color scheme of blue, white, red, black, and green. It's hilarious, cute, and modern; the perfect gift for any friend, family, or for yourself!
For any artist or painter who has rinsed out their brush in their tea or coffee, or accidentally had a sip of their paint water. I have been there too! Art humor to raise a smile. Change the name to personalize.
You're HOW old? Celebrate a friend or loved one's birthday with some classic "potty" humor. Card features a smiling roll of toilet paper with "holy crap, you're old" in retro lettering on a light green background. Customize the inside message or leave as is; inside reads "here's to wiping away another year -- happy birthday."
This cute and funny Christmas holiday party invitation is perfect for the festive season. It features an elf hat, legs, and the text, "Let's get elfing merry, " in a faux printed gold sparkly glitter typography and glitter accents. The color scheme includes green, white, black, red, and gold. It's hilarious, cool, and fun; the perfect design to send to friends and family. ***IMPORTANT DESIGN NOTE: For any custom design request such as matching product requests, placement changes, or any other change request please contact the designer directly. You can even email her a request for a completely custom and new design.
Funny birthday card, titled "Age is irrelephant". Design features a whimsical illustration of a cute elephant with birthday balloons, love hearts and flowers. You can personalize the card for anyone you want on the front and you can also write your own message inside.
I got you something for your birthday... DEEZ NUTS! A hilarious squirrel play on words joke about his nuts. Crude humor for an adult's birthday. Make your friends laugh with this pop culture quote.
Show your appreciation for the supermom in your life with our charming Mother's Day card featuring hand-drawn herbs and a clever pun. The front of the card reads, 'You're really a sup-herb human, ' a punny play on words that will make any mom smile. The customizable signature at the bottom of the card reads, 'Love You Until the End of Thyme, ' adding a sweet touch to this unique card. Perfect for gardeners, cooks, and anyone who loves a good laugh, this card is a thoughtful and personalized gift that will make her day. Customize it with your own message and make it uniquely hers. Order now and let her know how much she means to you!
A funny end of year gift for the world's best bus driver. Get this personalized mug to show appreciation for your favorite elementary school bus driver who takes your kids home with this pop culture humor phrase in fun colors.
You're not old, you're mid-century modern - funny birthday card with an illustration of a mid-century modern armchair.
Funny birthday card lettered with "Age is irrelephant .. it's the wrinkles that count!". Design features a handsome elephant framed with tropical palm trees and jungle greenery. You can personalize the birthday greeting inside and also have the option to add a sign off with your name(s) if you wish.
You're HOW old? Celebrate a friend or loved one's birthday with some classic "potty" humor. Card features a smiling poop and toilet paper illustration with "holy crap, you're old" in retro lettering. Customize the inside message or leave as is; inside reads "here's to wiping away another year -- happy birthday."
Funny Judo Joke Jiu Jitsu Martial Arts Humor. Witty Martial Arts Training.
Look who's 60! Go big with your happy birthday wishes with an extra large two photo 60th birthday card. The photos and wording on this template are simple to personalize and all colors and fonts are easy to change with the Zazzle design tool. Create your own unique keepsake gift that has a giant space inside for friends and family to sign and write messages. (IMAGE PLACEMENT TIP: An easy way to position a photo exactly how you want is to crop it before uploading to the Zazzle website. If you need additional help, please message me :) The modern black and gold design features elegant handwritten style script calligraphy, vintage inspired art deco typography, and two pictures of your choice. This jumbo folded greeting card also makes a stylish party decoration or sign and is suitable for either a man or a woman. Happy sixtieth birthday!
Go big with your happy birthday wishes with an extra large black and gold confetti birthday card. The "Cheers to 50 Years" on this template is simple to personalize for any year birthday. Create your own unique keepsake gift that has a giant space inside for friends and family to sign and write messages. The modern black and gold design features features faux foil glitter, elegant script calligraphy and vintage inspired art deco typography. Please note that gold is printed color, not metallic foil. This jumbo folded greeting card also makes a stylish party decoration or sign and is suitable for either a man or a woman. Happy birthday!
Funny Math Teacher Humor Algebra Mathematics Joke.
Womens funny aprons unique birthday gift ideas jokes gifts. I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now is a sarcastic saying for menopause sufferers. Make light of your situation or lift your friend's spirits with this hilarious apron.
Make friendship sparkle! This pillow is guaranteed to turn heads and steal the show on any couch. Go ahead, turn memories into snuggles and say "BFFs forever" in every nap! ✨ Simple, modern, and fun throw pillow with your photo in a white frame overlay and a trendy handwritten script typography design as well as 2 custom lines of text on both front and back. Make this your own with your personal quote, song lyric, or in joke only you and your bestie understand. This is the dark rich charcoal grey version.
Funny Leopard Gecko graphic is perfect for lizard lover and reptile lovers and owners.
Funny Math Teacher Humor Algebra Mathematics Joke.
This bottle cooler pokes some fun at the modern trend of claiming that one needs to have xyz thing in their possession for "emotional support." The cooler has a black background with a gray Rod of Aesculapius (also called Asklepios), which is the medical symbol of a snake wound around a staff or rod, and is based on the ancient mythical god of medicine. The caption reads "Emotional Support Beverage" So if you know someone who needs their beer or soda, this is the perfect gag gift!
This is a simple minimalist text design with two fonts and a sassy sarcastic and funny one liner joke on the front that says: Can you help us move? just kidding... on a vibrant orange background. The back says: But we made it! Please make a note of our new address, and there is a text template for you to add your new address or you can delete that part and write it in by hand. #newaddress
All I Want for Christmas is a New President. Political humor gift for the holidays in red and green script for the election.
Go big with your happy birthday wishes with a huge purple and gold confetti birthday card. The "Cheers to 40 Years" on this template is simple to personalize for any year birthday. Create your own unique keepsake gift that has a giant space inside for friends and family to sign and write messages. The modern purple and gold design features features a faux brushed metallic background, faux foil glitter, elegant script calligraphy and vintage inspired art deco typography. Please note that gold is printed color, not metallic foil. This jumbo folded greeting card also makes a stylish party decoration or sign and is suitable for either a man or a woman. Happy birthday!
Get the party started with our funny “Let’s Get Ready to Stumble” shot glass! Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any fun gathering, this hilarious shot glass is a must-have for your drinkware collection. It features a humorous saying that will get everyone laughing. Whether you’re toasting to good times or giving it as a gift, this shot glass is sure to be a hit. Order yours today and let the good times roll!
Funny birthday card lettered with elephant themed play on words "age is irrelephant". You can personalize the card front and the message inside. Design features watercolor illustration of elephants on the savannah with colorful birthday balloons drifting into the sky. Fun card with light-hearted, age related humor for friend or relative and easy to personalize with name or relation. Matching mug available in my store.
Dear Santa, please bring us a new president. Love, America. Funny political Christmas cards for Americans ready for the 2024 election. Holiday humor greeting card.
👉 Put a smile on a face with this funny sick birthday card from the cat! The cat’s gift is on the carpet! Vomit! Just what you wanted! - Simply click to personalize this design 🔥 My promises - This design has unique hand drawn elements (drawn my me!) - It is designed with you in mind 🙏 Thank you for supporting my small business - If you would like a bespoke item, or if I can be of any help, please let me know
Dad humor at its finest! This funny birthday card for your father depicts a hammer, and the words "This is Not a Drill." Interior text reads "It's a dad joke card. Happy Birthday, Dad!" If he appreciates nerd humor, word play and visual jokes, your papa is sure to love this punny, silly, tool-themed card. May be personalized with your own text, if you wish.
A funny Accounting Gift for CPA Certified Public Accountant. Perfect surprise for a laughter with friends, family and colleagues at school or work.
Funny pickleball shot glass with white text: I have a dinking problem. Personalize it with your own name text and year. Unisex design for both men and women who love pickleball.
Surprise Dad this Father's Day with this super cute dog dad mug . Dad ... If someone else was my dad , I’d chew up their shoes , poop on their rug , and go find you . . . Personalize with the Dog Dad's favorite Pet Photo, and name . Dog Dad Funny Father's Day - Pet Photo Dog Humor
Looking for witty and fun Christmas gift ideas under $20? You’ll love this tropical island-inspired mug featuring my original watercolor monstera leaves artwork and a playful touch of humor. The words "Probably Not Coffee" are set in a fun, hand-lettered script, making it the perfect gift for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Ideal as a funny gift for wine lovers or a fun, silly joke for friends, this mug adds a splash of humor to any occasion. Great for gifts under $20, it’s perfect for Christmas, hostess gifts, or just for some tropical fun. Explore more at www.zazzle.com/dotellabelle.
Original artwork of three watercolor owls and one pun - Owlways a Hoot! Fun for kids!
Funny 8 Ball Player Cue Sports Quotes . Funny Billiard Strategy Joke Cue Snooker Pool Player.
Looking for a unique way to express your love and humor? This funny cornhole set will do the trick! Design features two cute ears of corn hugging with hearts and text that says "I love putting my corn in your hole." Customize it by adding your own personal text.
